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According to a Turkish Imam, when men masturbate they risk impregnating their hands.
Once again… According to a Turkish Imam, when men masturbate they risk impregnating their hands.
Now, before you jump to any rash conclusions about the scientific basis on which this claim is made, I must inform you that the hands are only impregnated in the afterlife, and this explains the lack of earthly evidence with which the Imam might back up this theory in the present, terrestrial domain.
Though he has not been pressed much further on the matter, the idea he imparted has great implications for those who hope to survive death, and such people are understandably desperate for certain clarifications. For example, if the hands are pregnant, from what part of the body does the child emerge? Is morning sickness in the wrists?
It’s very easy to laugh at Islamic madness. Despite that, I thoroughly recommend it.
D, LDN.
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